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Jim Stynes' health problem
MELBOURNE Football Club president Jim Stynes is fighting a health problem that threatens his future with the club.












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Hypocrite - mouth way way, belly 'nother way
AUSTRALIAN ABORIGINAL PROVERB
185/180



Net account rush crashes Commonwealth Bank site
AN end of financial year rush has caused a meltdown of the Commonwealth Bank's internet banking system, with thousands of customers unable to check their balances and many unable to process transactions




TODAY'S ONE LINER
Do you think Beethoven's parents ever made him play for visitors?

HAPPENED ON THIS DAY



2002 – Steve Fossett becomes the first person to fly solo around the world nonstop in a balloon.

BORN ON THIS DAY



1956 – Jerry Hall,
American actress (53)

DIED ON THIS DAY



1997 – James Stewart,
American actor (b. 1908)

ODD SPOT



Western Michigan University student William Bradley, 25, got six months' jail for stealing a computer - from the Kalamazoo County jail, where he was already doing time. Judge Gary Giguere jnr told Bradley his jailhouse theft was "the dumbest crime I've heard today" and "may be in the top half-dozen in my career".




TV RATINGS
01 JULY



OVER 1 MILLION
  1. MasterChef Australia 1.718 million
  2. Seven News 1.646 million
  3. Thank God You're Here 1.492 million
  4. Today Tonight 1.380 million
  5. Spicks And Specks 1.378 million
  6. A Current Affair 1.239 million
  7. Nine News 1.235 million
  8. Criminal Minds 1.232 million
  9. The Chaser 1.202 million
  10. RPA 1.154 million
  11. Ten's Jacko special 1.151 million
  12. Home And Away 1.149 million
  13. Two And A Half Men (7.30) 1.133 million
  14. Two And A Half Men (7.00) 1.120 million
  15. What's Good For You 1.082 million
  16. Nine's Jacko special 1.078 million

    UNDER 1 MILLION

  17. The Cook And The Chef, 634,000
  18. My Name Is Earl 775,000
  19. How I Met Your Mother 653,000
  20. THISafternoon at 4.30 pm 238,000
  21. 7 am Sunrise, 410,000
  22. 7 am Today, 317,000

    THE NETWORKS

    Seven won with a 6 pm to midnight All People share of 27.4%
    Nine 26.3%
    Ten 24.9%
    ABC 17.4%
    SBS 4.0%

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Ex-Ms on the gravy plane
FORMER federal MPs are flying high on a publicly funded gravy plane, claiming more than 20,000 free flights around Australia since 2001 at a cost to taxpayers exceeding $8.3 million







Chaser's 'freak' show stars Michael Jackson
THE Chaser team sunk to another low last night when they took aim at recently deceased music star Michael Jackson.




ABC launches digital radio stations
The ABC has launched a unique sports channel, ABC Grandstand, on its new digital radio platform that will broadcast every ball of the upcoming Ashes series and AFL and NRL matches around the country







 

 





Kirk joins Hoyts as executive chairman
FORMER Fairfax Media CEO David Kirk has been appointed executive chair of the Hoyts cinema group









ATO spam scam
EMAIL users are being hoaxed by frauds claiming to offer refunds from the tax office.









Mass murderer wants computer in cell
MASS murderer Julian Knight intends to keep lodging court claims despite being warned of his continued harrassment of the court system, he told the Supreme Court yesterday












Matty Johns for radio gig?
TRIPLE M has auditioned high profile sportsmen to replace Ugly Phil O'Neil and Sami Lukis after the pair were dumped from their breakfast show while on holidays last week